Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Shannon's Non-Twitter

Since Jodi has a twitter and I don't, I have created a "non-twitter." These are some sporadic non-tweets I have jotted down in the "notes" app on my iPhone since July. Because even non-twitterers have random thoughts too. :)

07/08/12 4:17 pm
Sitting in the car on a stuffed boa constricter so the seat doesn't burn my ass.

07/08/12 11:34 pm
Is it normal to have a hidden stash of brownies in your underwear drawer?

07/11/12 8:03 am
On the news: Guy was trying to get rid of spiders by setting them on fire...he accidentally burned his house down. Oops.

07/22/12 9:31 pm
Is there a 12-Step program for chocolaholics? "My name is Shannon and I am addicted to York Peppermint Patties..."

08/12/12 10:05 pm
"It's so hot that the squirrels up here have to use pot holders to grab their nuts."

08/22/12 6:35 pm
Dog peed in the hallway and the cat puked on my bed. Home sweet home.

(Still says "Jodi" on bottom because Google is evil).


  1. Oh my gosh I can't believe I didn't see these earlier! I am DYING laughing! Your non tweets are so much funnier than my real tweets.

    P.S. This blog isn't letting anyone with Windows comment. It sucks.

    P.S.S. You signing your blogs as "Jodi" is starting to make me feel like I'm talking to myself.

  2. Thanks Jo! I have a few more accumulated on my iPhone, but will wait until there's a few more before I post again. :)
    Wonder what's going on with the comments? Geez. Our blog is getting really glitchy...time to dump it.


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