Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Shannon's Non-Twitter

Since Jodi has a twitter and I don't, I have created a "non-twitter." These are some sporadic non-tweets I have jotted down in the "notes" app on my iPhone since July. Because even non-twitterers have random thoughts too. :)

07/08/12 4:17 pm
Sitting in the car on a stuffed boa constricter so the seat doesn't burn my ass.

07/08/12 11:34 pm
Is it normal to have a hidden stash of brownies in your underwear drawer?

07/11/12 8:03 am
On the news: Guy was trying to get rid of spiders by setting them on fire...he accidentally burned his house down. Oops.

07/22/12 9:31 pm
Is there a 12-Step program for chocolaholics? "My name is Shannon and I am addicted to York Peppermint Patties..."

08/12/12 10:05 pm
"It's so hot that the squirrels up here have to use pot holders to grab their nuts."

08/22/12 6:35 pm
Dog peed in the hallway and the cat puked on my bed. Home sweet home.

(Still says "Jodi" on bottom because Google is evil).