Sunday, April 3, 2011

Heart-Making Sweat Shop

There are many ways to spend a Sunday night, but my least favorite Sunday-evening-activity has to be bending hundreds of paperclips into hearts.  My fundraiser for Japan went a little better than I was expecting, and after only a day-and-a-half, we ran out of heart links.  So I rush-ordered six more bags, and meanwhile my club has been giving the kids plastic "kindness coins" as IOUs, telling them they can exchange their coins for heart links on Monday.  My shipment was supposed to be here by Friday morning, but it never showed.  I checked on its status earlier, and it's currently sitting in Nevada!  Arghhhh.  So Clint ran out and bought a bucket of 1000 colorful paper clips from Staples, and we have been bending them into hearts.  It takes about a minute-and-a-half for each one, and with only 1000 hearts to make, that comes to approximately...a gazillion trillion minutes until we are finished.  So, I decided my homeroom will officially be a heart-making sweat shop tomorrow.  I am also sending paperclips to four other homerooms (although two of the teachers don't know this yet).  With five different factories working for twenty minutes, I'm hoping that this will be enough to get us through lunch tomorrow.  Is it wrong to make the kids bend paperclips through the Pledge of Allegiance?